I think Ken may be the dumbest user in existence

[rbandrews]

So I occasionally write games. Since I talk to Ken a lot, I occasionally show Ken my games. Inevitably, something goes wrong.

Turns out, here's Ken's platform for browsing:
Windows 98 SE
Internet Explorer 6
800x600 resolution

So he complains that my game opens in too large a window (I specifically sized it to run in 1024x768 well) and that Java doesn't work right (in Windows 98? Not surprised). I suggest "perhaps you should upgrade to something made this century". He gets all pissy and hangs up.

I am really glad the people I am paid to ship code to run on sane platforms.

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[thoughtspiral.livejournal.com]

Lucky me, I work with government folks. Some of them prefer 640x480.