The HSG Bar & Grill

[rbandrews]

Lund
i rememeber the parachute thing
i did that in school

Ross
Me too!
Remember the earthball?

Lund
yes

Ross
My favorite PE game was the earthball and the dodgeballs.
You divide into two teams, and everyone has a shitload of dodgeballs and a goal.
You can only throw the dodgeballs at the earthball.
Try to roll it into the other goal.
I bet if you made a gym that had like an earthball in it, and you scheduled weekly dodgeball games and random made-up PE stuff, twenty-something hipsters would show up in droves.
Especially if it had a bar.

Lund
well
what you would need is a large open space
with a dodge ball rink in the middle, say the size of a Basketball court
with plexiglass around it

Ross
YES

Lund
and a bar around the sides

Ross
And there's BETTING

Lund
Drunk Dodge ball could be a god damn riot
we could make millions if we set up these in college towns

Ross
Hell yes
People get to drink, exercise, and hook up, all in one building.

Lund
we would also have a TV room
with a nice big ass TV
Do Halo 3 tournys
charge to play
and give out prizes

Ross
Flag football too

Lund
yes

Ross
And frisbee golf
Call it the High School Gym

Lund
THE HSG Bar & Grill

Ross
It's like a thing you hated, but now you're a grown-up and the grown-up version is fucking awesome.

Lund
If you dont get laid, you will get pegged
guaranteed

Ross
I would go there every weekend.
In fact
I'm posting this.

Comments

This is genius

[diadelphous.livejournal.com]

I have nothing else to add.

[oaftobark.livejournal.com]

I'd like to add and I'm not trying to reign on the parade but I don't think you and Lund quite understand hipsters...

See... They wouldn't be caught dead doing something like that because they might have too much fun and they would risk breaking character in front of their peers, who might in turn excommunicate them from the subculture.

Also, I think prolonged physical activities combined with heavy drinking and eating is a horrible combination. Rice students prove this on a yearly basis and it's called beer bike.

Also my inner Ted (imagine ted growing out of my chest like Kuato in Total Recall) has to say something "At UST there were these guys who played Dodgeball and they would throw the balls hard... Even to the point where they would break bones and cause other players to have concussions!!!" *Eats Jack in the box, throws up,passes kidney stone, blacks out*


and you can quote me on that in fact he brought it up around the time DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story came out in theaters, he said it almost too frequently....