This morning

Every morning, my alarm goes off. I grab my phone to turn it off, and then read Reddit for a few minutes to wake myself up. This morning, the first link I click on is this picture:

http://imgur.com/gallery/miTs6v8

The caption, the first thing my still-mostly-asleep brain read, was: "Quetzalcoatl (or Kukulkan) the feathered serpent is finally back after thousands of years coming out of the volcano today in central Mexico."

Almost crapped myself.