Heroes!

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Heroes 1x20, in about a page:

Hiro-from-the-past meets Hiro-from-the-future

Past-Hiro: Hey! You're angsty!

Future-Hiro: Yes. Yes, I am. Probably because my job is to get shot right after anyone asks me a question.

Past-Hiro: How do I use my powers?

Future-Hiro: What did I just say?

Enter Evil-Parkman

Evil-Parkman: I'm the director of Homeland Security! My job is to shoot Future-Hiro, a lot!

Future-Hiro runs for it, Parkman arrests Past-Hiro

Evil-Parkman: You'll do.

Cut to Future-Hiro and Ando in Texas

Ando: Why am I just "Ando", not "Past-Ando"?

Future-Hiro: Would you people quit doing that!

Evil-Parkman bursts in and tasers Future-Hiro

Evil-Parkman: WTF? There are two?

Enter Über-Peter

Über-Peter: I have über healing powers, and a giant scar on my face! How does that work?

Über-Peter teleports in, saves Hiro and Ando

Evil-Parkman, to other cop: What? I shot him, didn't I?

Cut to President-Evil-Nathan talking to Suresh

President-Evil-Nathan: Yeah, I think we should kill every other character on the show.

Suresh: I have moral outrage!

Evil-Parkman: There are two Hiros. I have one, should I shoot him?

President-Evil-Nathan: No, Suresh can shoot him.

Evil-Parkman: Aw, man...

Suresh: I still have moral outrage! But I'll do it.

Cut to Suresh about to kill Past-Hiro

Suresh: Hey, gullible Haitian guy, please come over here and be distracted while I kill this guy? Whups, syringe in your neck, got you there.

Past-Hiro: Hey, you're not evil after all!

Future-Hiro and Über-Peter teleport in

Past-Hiro: Hey Future-Hiro, how do I teleport like you?

Future-Hiro: Easy, you just gotta-

Evil-Parkman beats down door and shoots Future-Hiro

Past-Hiro: Crud.

Past-Hiro teleports randomly, gets lucky, ends up back in the past. Happy ending!