I'm so sorry...

This is two forms of geekery in one:

assert(typeof this === 'Triumph');
>> true

new Note('Huge success!');
>> Note@234c

overstate(this.satisfaction);
>> ERROR: can't overstate

function apertureScience(){
    do{
	whatWeMust();
    }while(weCan);
    
    for(var good in us.all){
	if(isDead(good))continue;
    }
}
>> apertureScience

for(var m in everyMistake){
    cryOver(m);
}
>> ERROR: no use crying over m

while(!scienceDone){
    try{
	apertureScience();
    }catch(err){
	if(err!='out of cake')continue;
    }
}
print('science: '+science);
>> science: done

var gun=new Gun('neat');
>> Gun@5fc2

if(!isDead(people)){
    people.give(gun);
}
>> Gun[neat] given