I was thinking about hacker lore this morning. Like, in two hundred years I hope it gets morphed and fairy-talified into some Paul Bunyon-like folklore, so that Woz (no one will know his real name) and Steve Jobs rode a giant mechanical robot dinosaur through the San Fernando Valley where they defeated the wiley Bill Gates, who had tied Apple Blossom Lisa, who always smells preternaturally of apple strudel, to the MIT train line.

It will be fucking awesome.